I saw this meme on Facebook, no idea where, but thank you to whomever put it in my head (although maybe the rest of you won’t thank me for putting it into yours, who knows?….). The game is this: go to Google, type (in quotes) “(your name) likes to”. And what you’ll get is Google’s amalgam of all the people named like you who have ever filled out a social media profile with these words.
This is basically the InterWeb’s way of keeping us all humble.
Among other things, Google says that “Kelley likes to”…
… spend time with her family and watch her younger brother play sports. She also likes to snow ski, go shopping, and watch baseball, especially the Minnesota Twins players Tori Hunter and Joe Mauer…
… run and run and run…
… spend Sunday afternoons riding in a car.. The automobile is one of her favorite inventions, but she says “I’ll have to learn something about one before I drive it.”…
… hide from me at shows. But I know she’s there …
… “lounge around” with her pride and joy, a four pound Chihuahua named Pinki…
… dis strippers and strip clubs – a LOT… She can also be very cheesy in her between-section monologues…
… imagine the day when society goes paperless …
… see children for their first dental visit around age three…
… pose as an investigative journalist…
… use onside kicks and doesnât like punting â even in long-yardage situations…
… paint pigs…
And now you know all about me (grin). What does the internet think you like to do?
Jean likes to say “Egad!” a fair bit.
Egad! the snow is melting and now the water makes patterns in the gutter that look like dragon tongues…
Egad! the sap will soon rise in Connecticut maple trees and my twin sister and I will sit by sweet steam, boiling and boiling, two “hags” making sugar…
Egad! two ravens talked in the tree at the end of the driveway: trying to add verses to a friend’s song Sunday afternoon.
Karina likes to:
… get her way…
… play outside.
… hold the chickens.
… push the envelope.
… read, to write, to sing.
… work on the computer.
… play games that may be unpleasant to others.
… wear the color brown, when she wears brown she never frowns.
… sing, play piano and classical guitar.
… emphasize breath control.
… improvise and things can get sticky fast.
… do the mixing and the pouring.
… make herself happy.
… describe it.
… use the gym.
… draw cannabis.
… be difficult.
… be choked a little too.
… get into her big sister’s dress-up trunk.
… wiggle her toesies in ruffled socks.
… call this my “every-pan-in-the-house-enchilada-surprise”.
jean r, your’e a twin? Me too.
Karina, It’s good to hear your voice. I miss you when you’re not around.
Ok, you got me too.
“Jennifer likes to” — (in order of appearance)
-indecently expose herself in her backyard once a …
-listen to music and spend time with friends and …
-keep her hair long enough to pull back, but felt it looked too heavy around her face when she wore it down. At the same time, …
-indecently expose herself in her backyard {lucky unlucky neighbors} (must really like this, it came up twice)
-play outdoors and enjoys running and active outdoor games.
-take 20 minutes or more on restroom breaks 4 or 5 times a day …
-spend time with her family, gardening, walking along the Susquehanna River, and traveling. Really, her job is her hobby! …
-play down her fashion sense and all the press about her hair but her sense is nearly always flawless (ok – that flawless part is true).
-show her mother her work. Jennifer’s mother doesn’t know English well. She told Jennifer to show her the worksheets. …
And this is a little freaky/disturbing. Since an old friend contacted me on facebook and called me Jenny (I started calling myself Jennifer when I moved to CA), I decided to check out what Jenny likes. Here’s the first thing. It’s a youtube link (which I did not click)
-Jenny likes to r— (four letter word that starts with r- too horrible to write) cats.
-Jenny likes to dance to F.U.N song.
-jenny likes to touch herself by kL. Watch it on MySpace Videos.
And I think that’s enough of Jenny…
Yes! NIce to see Karina.
Barbara, did you search with your twin’s name, too? I did; she likes “to get drunk and wear Mexican accessories.” I can’t wait to tell her!
Nice to see everyone having fun 🙂