Here’s what I did the other night:

Yes, friends, I ate an entire pizza by myself. 360 degrees of carbohydrate sausage pepperoni mushroom green pepper onion cheesy pie. And it was good.
That is all.
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It looks suspiciuosly like you ate it from the middle out.
I think you can eat more pizza than some people because you leave all that crusty bread.
@Barbara, nope, I just basically chomped my way across it!
@Jennifer, I think I have a special invisible second stomach for pizza, or something. I actually often eat a whole one in a single sitting (even all the crusts!). But I have never before had a handy phone camera to document the evidence!
Good thing you got that handy phone!
Tsk!
This is your mom speaking … you can use my treadmill if you need it. You are not reading an admonition, just pure envy!