Naked invisible spider pix!

Here are some of the keyword searches that brought people to my site in October and November.

  • The skin-seekers are still with us, and they’re getting more creative: beautiful naked people, beautiful people naked (not necessarily the same thing), my naked parents, naked blue people, naked fairy girl, private naked emo pics (now there’s an image).

    Special mention goes to werewolf transformation naked nude female girl.

  • wil wheaton nude

    I had to call this one out because I enjoy Wil Wheaton’s work (and his blog) and was amused to find someone coming here to look for naked pictures of him.

    Wil, I assure you I would never advertise those pictures, I treasure them too much (big grin).

    It still amazes me that I get the entire naked internet crowd because of one post.

  • if i were invisible, a day invisible, haunting hill house, shirley jackson, whatever walked there walked alone, i’m alive he thought, oh i sure hope they know

    This month every high school in the US is assigning the same essay topics. Invisibility is still the clear winner — there are scads of kids crawling the web looking for essays to steal. Maybe they haven’t figured out yet that on the internet, everyone’s invisible already. Second place is a tie between The Haunting of Hill House and Dandelion Wine.

  • exploding like spiders across the stars
    Another essay topic, I’m guessing. You won’t find a deep analysis here, kids, just the quote because I love it so.
  • rhythmic quotes about spiders
    This is just fantastic. The internet is so full of people.
  • boots sci fi sex
    This actually makes me think about how much of the sex in science fiction isn’t really sexy. This person may be in for a long search…
  • second hand latex clothing
    Okay, ew.
  • girls watch boys kiss
    I just did that last night, we’re watching Queer As Folk (US) again on DVD. Brian broke Justin’s heart, but there was some great kissing.
  • does it hurt to drown
    Yes. It does. In whatever way you do it.
  • another fucking learning experience
    Exactly.
  • I want to be a writer but I have no talent whatsoever.
    Ah, that’s a hard place. You need different talents to be a writer. Observation, imagination, storytelling, the ability to find a center that is different from your own and put words to it. And the talent of the room.
  • too late to become an artist
    Neve, never, never too late.
  • at what age do people bloom
    At every age.
  • reasons for guys to dance
    Because it’s fun, and some of y’all are so pretty when you do it.
  • This month’s WTF award goes to:boy’s and girl’s kissing each other with the butt butt stick together video
    I feel badly that I had so little to offer this charming search. I hope they found their way to a butter place.
  • And let me leave you with this: tips shmips if you got no love
    Because, really, what more is there to say?

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Enjoy your day.

11 thoughts on “Naked invisible spider pix!”

  1. It’s true what they say: “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” and I would like to add, you can really waste it surfing the net.

    Finding out how people discover your site/blog can be either funny, scary, or both. Some of my astronomy postings have been “discovered” by the UFO/Alien conspiracy – EMP Talking Backwards crowd.

    Life is funny, people are funnier.

  2. These are hilarious! Naked used to be my favorite word and still is even though I have gotten somewhat wrinkly.

  3. I must give you one more photographer who specializes in naked people. This maybe the best one. Ryan McGinley. A lot of these photos may appear to be candid – ‘real life’ shots, but they’re not – they are at least partially set-up.

  4. Jennifer, I liked McGinley’s portfolio, thanks for the link. I like seeing bodies just look like bodies without any particular overt sexualization. That’s not so easy to do these days — in fact, I bet it probably does take some set-up to persuade people out of the default “If I am naked it must be sexual” setting.

  5. yep, I don’t think it’s any accident that most of the people he photographs are young. It’s probably not just because he’s young. I thought it was a refreshing take on it. I like too.

  6. “And let me leave you with this: tips shmips if you got no love”
    Would you please tell me the name of this song and the name of singer who performs it?

    Thank you very much

  7. I’m sorry, Paul, I don’t know. It was a search term, and I didn’t even know it was from a song… I just liked the sentiment. I’m sorry I can’t help.

  8. I interrupt my holiday songs to bring you this:

    I suspect it comes from this Eartha Kitt song, “Mink, Schmink.” See the lyrics here. And have a listen to it here.

    “What have you got if you haven’t got love
    Cars Schmars and Princes Schminces
    With caviar and chicken blinces
    Don’t mean a thing if you haven’t got love

    Love is just a simple thing that you can’t buy
    You can’t get it wholesale darlin’, why try?
    Tips Schmips, Angle Schmangle
    Play around and get entangled
    What have you got if you haven’t got, haven’t got love?
    I’ll take the jaguar on the right ”

    Good song.

  9. Hmm, I’m not a subscriber either.

    I love her voice on this.

    Great song and sentiment.

    Of course, there’s the classic Eartha Kitt song, “Santa Baby.” But I’ll spare you that one…. i like this one much better anyway.

    🙂

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