Do my homework naked

Here are some of the keyword searches that brought people to my site in September.

• real naked people, joan baez naked, joan baez nude, nude penises, find nude people, beautiful naked people, and seemingly endless variations….
  Yep, the naked people are still leading the keyword count. Do you think this is it for me? Am I destined for an eternity of visits by folks looking for naked people?
• kelley naked

  Apparently, the answer to the above question is a little more personal than I realized.

  And the naked discussion that started all this a few months ago continues over in Hollywoodland, where it’s all about same-sex nudity Shocking! Icky! Titillating! You decide… although it’s interesting to me how many men in the discussion are uncomfortable with male nudity on screen.

• stories about boys getting strip naked and humiliated at private all girls school
  Speaking of male nudity. Wow, people’s fantasies. I wonder if this is a boy who wants to be humiliated by girls, or a girl who’s on a mission. Either way, I wish them well.
• naked pictures of myself
  Honey, if you don’t tell the internet your name, it doesn’t know who you are…
• essay on if i were invisible for a day, a story about what I would do if I were invisible, all i need to know about the book dandelion wine, and more….

  There are dozens of variations on “do my homework” searches for essays about invisibility, or about Dandelion Wine. I wonder if my posts helped? I wonder if some students wrote they would walk around naked and have public sex, and ended up having a little chat with the school counselor…

  That happened to me one time (the chat, not the writing about public sex…). That’s a story I’ll have to tell one of these days, although it’ll be one of those where I’ll have to take my parents off into a corner of the internet first and brace them.

• if i was invisable (sp) i would just put you in your room
  Hmm. Okay. I’ve had some fun imagining where this one could possibly come from, or be going…
• jury duty, don’t want jury duty, seattle voir dire juror 35
  I’ve had a lot of fun and some great conversation since the lawyers found me. I love when the internet is like a river, with this kind of unexpected confluence.
• i want to talk to a werewolf
  What would you say? Seriously. Would you undertake a deep psychological conversation about the borderline between humanity and monstrosity, or would you just want to know what people’s livers really taste like?
• jadeando, what does jadeando mean in spanish?
  It means panting, gasping. It means that you are breathless with…. whatever. With running hard, with fear, with laughter, with desire, with the need for oxygen or music or someone’s touch. It’s a damn good word, don’t you think? Let’s all be jadeando today.
• april gornik, what does april gornik paint with
  Oh, good. I’m glad people are looking for April Gornik, she is awesome. Note to that last person, I’m pretty sure she uses a paintbrush. But maybe that’s not what you meant. Maybe what you meant is that she paints with her heart and soul and a particular clear vision of a beautiful world.
• go go dancer jobs, i’ll be dance
  Flashdance may have a lot to answer for, but I always loved the line about the dancer becoming the dance. That’s what I like to do.
• happy saturday poem
  This one made me smile. One of my first favorite songs was Saturday in the Park. It still sounds good. Such a happy song for a Saturday, maybe it will do for this person if they come back looking.
• afraid to let me sadness encompass thee
  This one made me want to hug this person. May the sadness never encompass us completely or for long.
• pint
  I googled this and got 20,900,000 hits. One of my Friday pint posts is hanging out there, grinning at number 10. It’s a funny old internet. But I’m glad that people seem to be enjoying the pints.
• talent of the room
  This is another one that people search out regularly. I’m happy to have it here, and continue to be grateful to Michael Ventura for writing it in the first place, and giving me permission to post it here. He’s so good, go read him.
• i think my neighbor is eavesdropping my conversations through the walls
  Then say something so wonderful that they will never, ever forget it. And what would that be? There’s a thing to think about…
• i want to see big die
  I have no idea what this means, and normally it would be a candidate for this month’s WTF award, but no, because….
• …the award goes to: laughing octopus model nude pics
  I swear I never make these up. I don’t have to. They just show up in all their wacky glory.

Aren’t people interesting?