Ham it up

We had a lovely Christmas dinner with my mom and stepfather and our dear friend Liz (*waves at all through the internet*), and my moment of culinary triumph this holiday season was the ham. I’ve been cooking this recipe for years, thanks to a gift of Saveur Cooks Authentic American from our friend Pierce many moons ago. Here’s the recipe along with the backstory that accompanies it in the cookbook:

“When I first moved to New York City,” advertising copywriter Monte Mathews told us, “a friend gave me two pieces of advice: First, if you wear an expensive watch, you can wear anything else you want; second, when you have a lot of people over, buy a cheap ham. I already had the watch, but the cheap-ham tip threw me, and my friend did not elaborate. Not long afterward, at one of my first big-city parties, what should I see center-stage on the buffet table but a giant ham, bone intact, brown as could be. And what a ham! The mingled flavors of brown sugar and orange permeated every bite, and there was a faint hint of spice in the aftertaste. Guests hovered over it, and as the evening wore on, it became unrecognizable — thoroughly picked over…
 
…[My hostess] instructed me to buy the cheapest ham I could find, glaze the hell out of it, and cook it for a long time. ‘You can feed 30 people for $6.99!’ she exclaimed.”
 
— from Saveur Cooks Authentic American, Monte’s Ham Recipe

 
The recipe goes on to say that Monte Mathews reports he’s never paid more than 99 cents a pound for ham to use in this dish. Now that’s a cheap ham. In all the years I’ve cooked this recipe, I’ve nerved myself up to go cheaper and cheaper on the ham, always with great results — but I always knew the days of the 99-cent ham were over.

Until this week, when I found a butt-end of ham on sale at the grocery store for 99 cents a pound. Right next to the $5.99/pound spiral-sliced Brand Name ham. Is spiral slicing worth $5 a pound? I think not.

And the ham was fabulous. I feel like I found the Hammy Grail. Along with it, we had butternut squash soup finished with cream and fresh parsley; mashed potatoes (thanks, Liz!); green bean and zucchini ratatouille; glazed carrots; and chocolate cloud cake for dessert. And a beautiful bottle of ’98 Pio Cesare Barolo courtesy of our friend Karina, that made everything on the table taste better.

Buy a cheap ham and spend the savings on good chocolate and delicious wine, and share it all with good company. There’s no better recipe for a lovely evening.

Monte’s Ham
(Kelley’s comments in italics)

1 15-lb. smoked ham, on the bone
1½ cups orange marmalade
1 cup dijon mustard
1½ cups firmly packed brown sugar
1 rounded teaspoon of whole cloves

Preheat oven to 300 degrees.

Trim tough outer skin and excess fat from ham. Put ham in a large roasting pan and score, making crosshatch incisions all over it with a sharp knife. Roast for 2 hours. Remove ham from oven and increase heat to 350 degrees. (I swear, just throw it in and forget it for 2 hours. Don’t worry.)

Combine orange marmalade, mustard and brown sugar in a medium bowl. Stud ham with cloves, inserting one at the intersection of each crosshatch, then brush entire surface of ham generously with glaze and return to oven.

Cook ham another 1½ hours, brushing with glaze at least 3 times. (It is impossible to overglaze this ham. Also, you can leave it in the oven a bit longer if necessary without any damage. I love a recipe that is hard to screw up!)

Transfer to a cutting board or platter and allow to rest for about 30 minutes. Carve and serve warm or at room temperature. (I cover it with aluminum foil to keep it warm while it rests).

Clarion West

I’ve talked here many times about the Clarion West Writers Workshop, and today I’m delighted to announce that I will serve as Board Chair of Clarion West in 2010.

This is a happy thing for me. I believe Clarion West is the best workshop for emerging professional speculative fiction writers in the world, and I’m enormously honored to have this chance to serve, protect, sustain and love it. It won’t be hard: it’s a great organization that has been beautifully managed for years, with a wide community of volunteers, alumni, donors and supporters who feel the same deep connection to the workshop that I do. And I’m especially pleased to be working with award-winning writer (and wonderfully cool person) Kij Johnson as Vice Chair: Kij will take the Chair position in 2011.

I don’t think there’s any other organization I’d agree to do this work for right now: I’m busy, you know. But Clarion West makes a difference in the lives of writers, and that’s important to me. I hope you’ll be excited for me, and consider making Clarion West a part of your giving plan for 2010. You’ll be helping writers; and who knows what kind of wonderful stories they will make thanks to your support?

From the December 2009 Clarion West newsletter:
 
I’m honored and excited to be the incoming Chair of Clarion West.
 
I’ve been involved with Clarion West for many years. Wearing my writer hat, I’ve been a donor, submissions reader, party host, and workshop instructor. I’ve put on my business hat a time or two to provide organizational consulting to the board. Now I’m delighted to bring all the parts of me — storyteller, collaborative leader, teacher, a person who believes in the power of writing — to serve as Chair for 2010.
 
I’ve committed to Clarion West because I know it works. I was a student at Clarion in Michigan in 1988, and in six grueling, terrifying, exhilarating weeks, the workshop changed my life. I learned that I could write, and how to write better. I met my partner, novelist Nicola Griffith. I wrote what would become my first published story. Clarion was my gateway to the writing life and to the vibrant, diverse community of science fiction writers, readers, artists, teachers, editors and publishers; after more than 20 years, I’m still thrilled to be here.
 
Writing matters. Stories and books entertain, comfort, inspire and sustain us. Sometimes they change our minds. Sometimes they change our lives. Supporting the growth of emerging professional writers is one of the best ways I know to make sure that that keeps happening. I’ve never found a workshop that does it better than Clarion West.
 
As a writer, I’m focused on keeping Clarion West a successful and transformative experience for writers. As a leader, I’m committed to maintaining the solid, stable organization that has been built by the hard work of so many people, including the immeasurable contributions of Kate Schaefer, Outgoing Development Director (whom we will all miss enormously), and Deborah and Eileen (who I’m grateful will remain with the board ).
 
I’m proud to join a team of brilliant workshop administrators; board members with excellent financial management, communication, and strategic skills; volunteers who make hard work look easy and make so many things possible for Clarion West; and a national and international community of graduates, instructors, donors, and supporters who sustain us. Thank you all for everything you do, and for allowing me to be a part of it. I’m looking forward to 2010.
 
— Kelley Eskridge

When math is love

Recently Matthew Weathers, a math teacher at Biola University, spent several hours doing this for his class.

No, I wasn’t actually trying to teach anything with the video — it was just for fun. This was the last 5 minutes of a 75 minute class — I actually taught real math for the first 70 minutes. And yes, I love teaching this class, and I try to keep it lively by doing little fun things like this once in a while. — Matthew Weathers

Sometimes we do things because… well, just because we are human and we like to make each other laugh. I don’t know if Matthew Weathers calls it love, but I do.
 

 
Enjoy your Sunday.

Seattle class now open for registration

My winter class on writing short fiction is now open for registration (and scholarship applications) at Hugo House. I hope many Seattle writers will join this or one of the many other great classes (from one day to six weeks) in the winter catalog.

Come enjoy the company of other writers and the fun of learning and practicing the skills of short fiction. Writing is fun! Let’s have some.

The Whole Story
 
All good stories –“ those that delight or thrill you, make you laugh or cry — are built from the same fundamental blocks. We’ll explore essential elements of good short fiction: structure, point of view, plotting, character development, description and dialogue. You’ll learn practical techniques like specificity, emotional language, anchor points and narrative grammar that you can use immediately. The class will be a mix of reading, discussion, and writing, as well as an hour-long individual conference with the instructor.
 
Instructor: Kelley Eskridge
Meets: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 – Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Wednesday, 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM
Max: 15 students
General: $230.00, Members: $207.00
(Some tuition assistance may be available.)

One way to make it a beautiful year

JDcalendar
My awesome photographer friend Jennifer Durham has done it again.

I think Jennifer’s talent is blazing and amazing. Her work makes me go still, opens up spaces inside of me, and fills me with a great sense of calm and wonder at the world. I can tell a hundred different stories about the same photo, because really the stories are all inside of me just waiting for something to call them out. Isn’t that what great art does?

I’m delighted that Jennifer is now making her work available in a 2010 calendar. The images are… well, they are everything. Powerful. Expansive. Joyful. Simple. Layered. And optimistic: essentially hopeful. These are all things I could use a hearty dose of in 2010. How about you?

See for yourself. Jennifer’s blog includes an order link and a complete slideshow of calendar images. Please share Jennifer’s link with your friends and spread the word that for the price of a calendar, we can all have more beauty in 2010.

Just for fun

Saturday I had the pleasure of teaching two mini-workshops on dialogue at Hugo House as part of their Write-O-Rama fundraiser. I’m delighted that they met their fundraising goal (and more) — one more thing to love about Seattle is how many established and aspiring writers will turn up to support their community.

And oh my word, the energy! For 35 minutes each hour, everyone wrote wrote wrote. No real noise in the working spaces except the tap tap of laptop keys or the scratch of pen on paper. And breathing. I don’t often get to watch other people write, you know? It’s mostly a private activity. Fascinating to see how still people become, how focused, how intent. Many times, their faces lose all expression except a certain sense of inward distance in the eyes, so you know they are looking at the paper or the screen but seeing some glimmer of another world that is beginning to live inside them.

I imagine that’s how I mostly looked too, because in both sessions I did the exercise along with everyone else.

It was absolute pure fun. Marvelous to simply write well because I can, to let my expertise off the leash to run not because I have a contract, or a deadline, or a particular “goal,” but just for the joy of it. And there’s no denying that for me doing it well is a big part of that joy: all my years of work and practice have paid off in this way, that writing is sometimes nothing more than, I don’t know, some kind of extreme sport or something. That’s not such a bad analogy — because these days the writing channel is wide open, and so even an exercise draws from deep places. And yesterday’s writing felt like a precision run at speed down a gentle slope: not challenging in terms of the course, but a chance to see what kind of chops I have these days to just make something up and bring it alive in half an hour in a room with strangers.

I thought I might share this newest writing with you, just for… well, for fun. Genuine first draft, presented here exactly as it was when I put the pen down each time yesterday (although, oh, the urge to edit…)

The mini-workshop was about how to help convey emotional truth through the specific behaviors that accompany what we say, and that sometimes carry the real meaning of the moment. I’ve turned my teaching notes into a post and exercise over at Sterling Editing for anyone who is interested in learning a little more about this. And here’s the exercise:

Write a scene in which two people are having a meal together in a restaurant, being served by a third person. The conversation of the two becomes a breakup. Decide what kind of restaurant they are in, and what kind of breakup this is (lovers, partners, spouses, business partners, friends, etc.). Write from any point of view.
 
The goal is not necessarily to finish the scene, but rather to take the time to live in each moment, find the emotional truth, and then decide whether the characters’ words speak for themselves, or if you need to find a specific behavior to help convey the meaning.

And here are a couple of servings of stories that may or may not ever live on paper again. Who knows?

Enjoy.


     Lily was already waiting when Cal got to Beth’s Cafe. Cal stood in the door to kick the snow off her shoes and watched Lily carefully line up the fork, knife and spoon precisely spaced on the paper napkin.
     Uh oh, Cal thought.
     From his place at the grill, Joey gave her a sympathetic look. She nodded, squared herself, walked to Lily. Lily sat up very straight as Cal approached.
     Houston brought the coffepot and menus. “Not very hungry,” Cal said, and cuddled the warm coffee cup as if it could warm everything: the weather, the chill in the booth, the cold hard lump in her gut.
     She sipped so she would not have to speak.
     “How are you?” Lily finally said.
     “Fine,” said Cal.
     She took another sip. Lily began to organize condiments.
     Cal said, “Look, I’m sorry. Really. I should have been there.”
     Lily nodded as she lined up the salt and pepper.
     “I really am sorry,” Cal said again, and she felt the quaver in her voice ripple all the way down to her hands, so that the cup clattered when she put it back down on its saucer.
     Lily looked at the cup, and then at Cal. Then she gave Cal a smile; only a little one, but it was like the sun peeking out of the fog. The room got a little brighter.
     Houston came back around. “You girls want anything to eat?”
     “Make it up to me with a 12-egg western omelet,” Lily said.
     “Oh, Lil,” Cal said. Lily pursed her eyebrows and huffed a little through her nose; a wordless It figures, sure, let’s not have what I want.


     “What’s your name, little sister?” Johnny said to the waitress. Lars could see why: she wore her body in a way that made you imagine tattoos and piercings underneath the uniform, and her expression was cold.
     “Her name is Star,” Lars said. “It’s on her uniform.” He knew he sounded sour and it made him feel small and desperate. “Great name,” he said.
     The waitress gave him a knowing look.
     “French, thousand island, blue cheese or creamy garlic,” she said.
     “I would always rather have something creamy,” Johnny said.
     Lars sighed. The waitress’ face didn’t change expression, but she walked away with a straighter back and a little more swing in her hips.
     Johnny settled back in his chair. “So,” he said, with a smile that was — creamy, damn it, Lars thought, a fucking creamy smile that made him want to reach a hand across the table and either strangle Johnny or drag him over for a kiss.
     “So,” Johnny said, “where would you like to go today?” He took a long sip of his iced tea and then wiped the moisture away with a drag of his beautiful wrist across his beautiful mouth. He never took his gaze from Lars.
     “You’re busy,” Lars said.
     “No, no. You came from LA. In a car,” Johnny added, as if it were a strange, amusing choice. “You didn’t come all this way just for iced tea and a tuna melt with fries.”
     Lars reached for his glass and drank some of the tea. It gave him an excuse to look at the table. All those miles: across the mountains in the rain, the flat tire at 10 pm and the near-death experience with a trailer full of pigs. To sit in a diner with the air conditioning too high and a man who had none of the warmth that Lars remembered.
     “I shouldn’t have just shown up,” he said.
     “Well. You’re here now. So where do you want to go?”
     Lars thought, I need to do this fast

In league with the freeway

For many years I lived a life of which long-distance driving was an essential component. I drove my little red 5-speed Toyota between Chicago, Florida, Atlanta, North Carolina, Michigan. Many solitary miles of road and music and cigarettes and highway food eaten from my lap. The varied environmental hygiene and interesting graffiti of interstate rest stops. Soldiering in second gear up the mountain and riding the brakes all the way down on the hairpin curves.

On the road, life is externally simple and internally limitless. There is nothing to do but drive, and as long as one is driving well, there is plenty of headspace to think, to feel, to dream and plan and wonder. I would dream of a big life with big love and big choices and spaces always opening up within me. I would dream of a life stuffed to the brim and beyond with everyday joys. I would relish the long hours of never slowing down that were my only chance to stop rushing through my days.

I have little desire to actually go back out on the road that way now; it’s a different world out there, I think. And I have so many of the things that I dreamed of during all those miles. But sometimes when I’m very busy and the days vanish into weeks, I miss that feeling of the long journey with the certain destination where all I have to do is drive, and the days become time out of time.

Big Log
by Robert Plant, Jezz Woodroffe and Robbie Blunt

My love is in league with the freeway
Its passion will ride as the cities fly by
And the taillights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions in thousands take flight
My love is the miles and the waiting
The eyes that just stare, and the glance at the clock
And the secret that burns, and the pain that won’t stop
And its fuel is the years
Leading me on
Leading me down the road
Driving me on, driving me down the road
My love is exceeding the limit
Red-eyed and fevered with the hum of the miles
Distance and longing, my thoughts do collide
Should I rest for a while at the side?
Your love is cradled in knowing
Eyes in the mirror still expecting they’ll come
Sensing too well when the journey is done
There is no turning back, no.
There is no turning back on the run.
My love is in league with the freeway
Oh, the freeway, and the coming of nighttime
My love, my love is in league with the freeway.

Cool covers

Kelly Eddington is a fabulous artist who loves cats and U2. She used to do the Achtoon Baby cartoons for @U2 (where I’m a staff writer), which is how we know each other. Whenever I go to U2 concerts in my @U2 staff t-shirt and tell people my name is Kelley, they go into ecstatic paroxysms over the cartoon, and then I have to tell them No, I’m the other Kelley and watch their little faces crumple, because Kelly E is a genuine @U2 celebrity who can make The Edge out of a pair of pantyhose, and I’m just a writer (grin).

Kelly is also a high-school art teacher, and recently she went to the school library, rounded up an armload of books that hadn’t been checked out in a thousand years, and gave her students the project of designing new book covers. The covers are finished, the books are back in the library, and I’ll bet some of them get checked out now that they’re all dressed up in their pretty new party clothes.

bookcovers

I remember in 7th grade when my friend Susan, always on the cutting edge of style, came into homeroom one day with covers for all her textbooks made from different wrapping papers — tasteful, color-coordinated, and quintessentially cool (Susan was also the first person in our school to figure out that the rigorous uniform dress code said nothing about socks! Within a week, there was an explosion of colored and patterned kneesocks from which the school never really recovered…)

Kelly E has always reminded me of Susan that way. I’ll bet she was cool in 7th grade, and she’s certainly cool now. And what a great idea, putting students and creativity and books all together.

Enjoy your day. I hope there’s a book in it!

Shallow into deep

Monika Bartyzel at Cinematical has a great post on recognizing — and therefore bringing more attention to — unconventional roles for women. You know, the kind where women are strong, heroic, active, and maybe even over 40! (— Oh my god, Martha, what did she just say? My brain is melting! — Just breathe, George, just breathe. Remember it’s only a blog.)

No, it’s more than that, George. The day of strong, varied, tough, angry, competent, heroic, tragic, big-as-life grown-up women is coming, and I aim to be there. Because it all starts with the script. I’ve talked before about the kind of women I want to write… and you know what? I should be doing some of that right now.

But before I get busy, let me point you to Bartyzel’s post. Be sure to follow her link to the Hollywood Reporter article that sparked her thinking, and then read her post on the feedback-cycle possibilities for making the pool deeper and wider for women’s roles.

Me, I’ll be working on that. Enjoy your day.