Kidnapped, kinda

So there’s a company in France offering a new kind of recreation adventure — for a fee, they will kidnap you. Now you too can experience the thrill of being taken off the street at some unexpected moment, thrown in a van or a car trunk, taken somewhere, tied up, terrorized just enough to get a taste of the “real thing,” and then turned loose after a preset number of hours. Or for a little more, you can even add in the entire ransom negotiation experience. Or customize your abduction (who knows, maybe you can be kidnapped by willing women in bikinis or men in tight pants, or something…)

Have you seen the movie The Game? I really enjoy that film, and I think it’s a cool movie idea. I find that I’m less sanguine about the reality. I’m fine with the general notion of folks paying for adventures in expensive role-playing games — what I don’t like is that a kind of violence that is visited on so many people in the world is now being turned into a Disney ride. Kidnapping is a brutal business with horrible consequences to victims and families. It’s not a game.

If I’m reading various blogs correctly, you can get one of these packages for about 1,000 GBP. Somewhere in the range of $1,500 – $2,000 USD, depending on the exchange rate. If that’s the case, then this moves from the realm of the uber-rich vacation into a realm that most people on an executive salary, for example, could easily afford. And it’s weird to me to think that this kind of “sport” might enter the mainstream/middle-class consciousness as an alternative to, I don’t know, going to the Grand Canyon or renting a beach cottage for a week, or all the other ways that people like to spend their leisure budget.

There are plenty of ways that people use their money that I find personally disturbing, and so I don’t spend my money that way. But when people do things I wouldn’t do, I mostly think Meh or Huh or even sometimes I wish I had the guts to do that too. But those are personal choices that affect only the people involved. This one seems… hmm, bigger than that. This seems like a choice about “visiting” other people’s pain. It feels like a bad idea on a social level.

I dunno. Am I just being a sensitive plant? Maybe it’s all just good fun and I should lighten up. Still, wouldn’t it be lovely if there was a company that could make a profit from taking people by force out of their office jobs and subjecting them to an entire afternoon of picnics and peace?

Eye to eye with germs

Okay, can I just say ewww?

I am not the Howard Hughes of my neighborhood: I shake hands and no one has to wear scrubs and latex to step through my door. But I am becoming less patient with other people’s ick. We were in a doctor’s waiting room the other day with a woman who proudly announced to the receptionist that she was pretty sure she had pneumonia (and she had the cough to back it up), but she had come anyway because it was so hard to get an appointment these days. Everyone else in the room spent the next 15 minutes trying to hold their breath. Why didn’t the receptionist send her home? I have no idea.

I am turning into a curmudgeon. I think things like Turn down your music! and Cover your mouth!, and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before I have my very own You kids get off my lawn! Clint-Eastwood-movie-moment. Is it possible to be more generally accepting of the fact that we’re all human at the same time as being less tolerant of the particulars? Because that’s where I think I am…

All work and no play…

… is never going to be my plan again.

It’s been great to have a break, and re-entry is going pretty well, partly because I’m finally understanding that work/rest is not a zero-sum game. I know, I know (*shakes head*). But I’ve always been the kind of person who hunkers down, gets stubborn and just works harder, just works more, just gets it done. That turns out to be a great strategy for maintaining straight A’s in the midst of family crisis, or driving 800 miles in a stickshift car with one’s injured and bandaged left foot propped on a box, or nerving oneself up for yet another revision of the screenplay…. but it’s not such a great strategy for long-term everyday life.

And so although re-entry requires that I once again embrace concepts like schedule and priority and portion control (sigh), I’m making damn sure that it holds tight as well to go to the park and watch a movie and drink tea in the sun with a book for 20 minutes. In service of this, I have scheduled my workload — wait for it — one project at a time ( I know! Is that an amazing idea, or what?).

I keep trying to learn this lesson. Let’s see how it plays out this time around.

In Seattle? Get your photo on…

Our fabulous photographer friend Jennifer Durham is currently running a special for individual or family portraits. If you or someone you know is in Seattle, considering giving yourself/them the gift of good pictures of themselves. It’s a great Father’s Day gift as well as a lovely idea for family portraits or special occasions.

Seriously, making people look great in photos is a talent. Jennifer has the ability to make us all look our best: call me vain, but, well, I like looking my best. It’s not that I want the map of my life airbrushed out of my face — I earned those lines and I have mostly liked the journey. But I do want to look like what I think of as myself — I want to see on the outside what I feel myself to be on the inside. Jennifer’s great at that. She took the photo that Nicola uses on Ask Nicola, and I think it looks just like her, outside and inside (and you can see it in the banner over at Jennifer’s special offer.

So. If you’re in town, go get you some of that. It’ll only take 15 minutes, and it will make you feel great.

I’ll be back next week with, you know, conversation (I know, it’s been ages). Enjoy your weekend.

Write-a-thon

The Clarion West Write-a-thon approaches!

The Write-a-thon raises money for CW. It runs in concert with the six weeks of the workshop, and is one of our most important fundraising events. As the chair of CW, a former CW instructor, a Clarion graduate, a writer whose work I hope you enjoy, and the sweetie of a writer whose work I hope you enjoy who is also a Clarion graduate…. well, I really hope that you and every single person you know will choose to support me in this year’s Write-a-thon.

    Here’s how it works:

  • I have promised to write 12,000 words of a YA novel in six weeks. I have been thinking about this for a couple of years: now it’s time!
  • I’ll make progress updates at the CW website and here on my blog.
  • You sponsor me in this goal by visiting my Write-a-thon page and clicking on the PayPal button to make your donation.
  • Spread the link to your friends and ask them to help.
  • Are you a writer? Join us in the Write-a-thon and work for six weeks with an incredibly supportive and cheerful group of folks.

Any amount — any amount — is wonderful. I will be grateful for every single dollar that anyone chooses to give Clarion West. Every dollar helps us make this workshop a supportive, challenging, transformational and potentially life-changing experience for emerging writers of speculative fiction.

And besides — being a Write-a-thon supporter or writer brings you good karma, extra sunshine, and automatically makes you the coolest person in the room. I promise.

Thank you all for your support.

I can haz kindlebook!

The Kindle version of Dangerous Space is now available.

For those who may be new here, Dangerous Space is my short fiction collection that includes a winner of the Astraea Award, two Nebula finalists, three Tiptree Honor List stories, a story adapted for television, and story collected in The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror. You can read three of the stories here: “Dangerous Space,” “Strings,” and “And Salome Danced.”

I’m very proud of my short work. I hope you enjoy it.

Staycation

— George, look! That nice Kelley Eskridge is back! You know, the one we thought was dead in the desert somewhere and eaten by vultures!
— That’s super, Martha. Pass me the TV guide, will ya?

Nicola and I are entering the third (and final, SIGH) week of our staycation, in which we have gone at most, I think, 10 miles from our own front door at any point. She is completely unplugged from the world, and I am maintaining a very limited online presence for making social arrangements and doing research for my own writing. But no email/work for Sterling Editing or Clarion West or Lambda Literary Foundation or any of the other-things-for-other-people we are involved in.

And it’s great. I like it very much. I’m just stopping by here today because there are a couple of things I want to announce (posts forthcoming) and it didn’t seem right to re-appear with a bang and a flash and then smile mysteriously and zoom away again.

I enjoy my blog. It is for me both a personal pleasure and an artist-obligation. Long unexplained absence from it is almost always a sign of overload, fatigue, a certain head-down-in-the-bunker just-worked-harder coping strategy. These are not good things and I am fucking tired of them. This next week is for reading, writing, thinking, eating, drinking, talking with my sweetie, and coming up with some better strategies.

And I’m closing comments on this post because A) I’m not really here and I don’t actually want to chat (smile), and B) because I don’t want any advice on this. I want this lovely, lovely time to breathe and to find my own path. So watch this space for some news bits, and then look for me in conversation sometime soon. I was going to add I hope, but fuck that. I don’t need hope. I need to make good choices.

But I really am feeling better! And I hope you are well and happy and making good choices too.

New Bones

Something beautiful from poet Lucille Clifton, who died in February. There’s so much to say about it that I find I can’t say anything, except that I believe in sun, and honey time.
—-
New Bones
by Lucille Clifton

we will wear
new bones again.
we will leave
these rainy days.
break out through another mouth
into sun and honey time
worlds buzz over us like bees,
we be splendid in new bones.
other people think they know
how long life is
how strong life is.
we know.

Clarion West seeks ED

As many of you know, I recently became Board Chair of Clarion West. It’s an extremely cool organization, and we are looking for a part-time Executive Director in Seattle to come be part of our extremely cool team. We are committed, serious, fun, diverse, professional, and passionate about helping writers launch their careers.

If you like the look of this, or if you know anyone who might think that a part-time gig with one of the world’s best speculative fiction workshops is a dream come true, please check out the details below or at the Clarion West website.

And here’s a PDF of the announcement.

Thank you!


Executive Director
Job Announcement

The Clarion West Writers Workshop, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization located in Seattle, Washington, is seeking a part-time Executive Director.

About Clarion West

The Clarion West Writers Workshop is a six-week workshop which helps new writers prepare for professional careers in speculative fiction. Every summer, 18 writers come together in Seattle in an intensive professional-level live-in workshop experience led by established writers and editors who offer critical feedback on writing, insight into publishing, and career advice. In conjunction with the annual workshop, we hold a reading series to showcase the work of our instructors and other events to bring together writers and readers of speculative fiction.

Our workshop has been held continuously in Seattle, Washington for more than 25 years. We have produced some of science fiction and fantasy’s top writers and editors, and our graduates have received every major form of recognition in the field, including the Hugo, Nebula, and World Fantasy Awards. Our workshop is a transformative experience for many writers.

We’re committed to the growth and success of speculative fiction writers; fostering diversity within speculative fiction; and building a global community of recognition and support for writers, readers, and industry professionals.

Clarion West changes writers’ lives. We’re looking for the right person to help us keep making that happen.

For additional information about Clarion West, please visit our website.

We’re Looking For…

An Executive Director with demonstrated fundraising and leadership ability who will embrace the Clarion West culture of collaboration and teamwork, and support our staff, volunteers, and board of directors in nurturing the workshop and sustaining the organization.

The Executive Director does not directly manage the workshop; we’re looking for a leader and manager for the organizational structure that promotes and sustains the workshop and the extended community of alumni, donors, supporters, and industry professionals.

This is a paid part-time job estimated at 500 hours per year. Although the workshop is held in summer, the Executive Director has year-round duties and responsibilities. The position is based in Seattle.

Key Priorities

  • Lead fundraising and development operations.
  • Manage Clarion West staff (with Workshop Director, Communications Director, and Office Manager as direct reports).
  • Ensure that all workshop, fundraising, communication, and administrative activities run smoothly and meet the goals set by the Board of Directors.

Key Responsibilities

Leadership and Management

  • Recruit, hire, manage, and evaluate office, workshop, and communication staff. Ensure adequate volunteer support.
  • Demonstrate sound human resource practices, commitment to diversity, and timely response to staff requests.
  • Ensure that all operations meet the goals set by the Board of Directors.
  • Ensure that the organization operates within budget guidelines.
  • Oversee maintenance of official records and documents, and ensure compliance with federal, state, and local regulations.

Fundraising

  • Plan and oversee the execution of fundraising, development, and alumni relations operations.

Board Relations

  • Develop program, organizational, and financial plans as requested by the board, and carry out plans and policies authorized by the board.
  • Act as the interface between the Board of Directors and the rest of the organization, seeing that the Board is fully informed on the condition of the organization.
  • Work with the Board of Directors to assure that the organization has a long-range strategy for its survival and improvement, toward which it makes consistent and timely progress.

Community Relations

  • In concert with the Workshop Director and Communications Director, maintain and support sound working relationships and cooperative arrangements with speculative fiction community groups and other relevant organizations.
  • In concert with the Workshop Director and Communications Director, maintain overview of developments in the speculative fiction field and in the area of writers’ workshops.
  • Ensure that all Clarion West staff and board members work together to represent Clarion West programs and the point of view of the organization to agencies, organizations, media, and the general public.

Qualifications

  • A proven ability to create fundraising strategies and process; manage fundraising operations; and raise funds from a range of sources.
  • A proven ability to lead, support, and mentor staff with integrity, enthusiasm, an emphasis on collaboration, and a commitment to results.
  • Excellent communication, listening, and relationship-building skills.
  • A minimum of four years of management and supervisory experience.
  • Proven commitment to diversity and inclusion.
  • Knowledge of nonprofit board structures and principles of governance.
  • The ability to work a flexible schedule.

To apply

Please submit a cover letter, resume, and contact information (phone and email) for three professional references. Submit your materials electronically, in Microsoft Word or Adobe PDF format, to:

Kelley Eskridge
Clarion West Board Chair
kelley_eskridge [at] clarionwest [dot] org.

We will begin reviewing applications on April 21, 2010.
The position will remain open until filled.

If you have questions

Please contact Kelley Eskridge, Clarion West Board Chair, at kelley_eskridge [at] clarionwest [dot] org.