Here is a sample of the keyword searches that have brought people to my site in the month of July:
- naked old people
Good for you. Naked old people are beautiful too. And it turns out they are having a lot of sex, which cheers me up immensely as I contemplate my next birthday. - is swang a word
Why, yes it is! Happy to help. - another fucking learning experience
This person came in swearing and what did they find? Calvin and Hobbes. I think a lot of the world’s problems could possibly be solved by Calvin and Hobbes, but that’s just me. - did herods head turn into snakes
I have no idea, but what a great image! There’s a story there… - hollywood hung list
*Shakes head*. Size doesn’t matter, people! - i got a book deal
Good for you! I hope you made some money. - i like being a girl
Me too! - irish guy naked
Hang on — any Irish guy? Are Irish guys different…? - lesbian bikini seattle hawaiian shirt
Oh ho, now we’re getting warmer… stay tuned for more on this in later post. - knowing when to be quiet
Hah, if you learn this, please teach those around you right now, okay? Especially if you are at the movies. - mirror neurons and sociopaths
What’s this about? Do you suppose sociopaths have fewer mirror neurons than those of us who don’t go around eating other people’s livers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? - more nude
Okay, isn’t this like “a little pregnant”? Can a person actually be more nude? - scared of people
I am so truly sorry. Here’s a hug. Being scared of people is hard. I hope you find some strategies. - want to be naked but scared
A hug for you too. Hang in there, it gets better, I swear. - universie plumbing
And this month’s WTF award goes to… - why do women like walking in mud with high heels on
I swear I am not making this up. Are there women who like this? Am I missing out on something important about being a girl?
And there you have it.
You’re just sort of searching for this “thing” and sometimes you get it and sometimes you don’t. — John Abercrombie
Isn’t that the truth?
it is so true searching for the thing, sometimes yes, sometimes no. I like this blog, Kelley’s POV towards life, her generosity of spirit, didn’t know people like her still existed. so that’s one thing I found that I was searching for when I didn’t even know I was searching. 🙂
Well, thank you very much. I’m glad you’re enjoying it. And so now of course I’m interested in what led you here in the first place. Not that you’re obligated to say, but I’m curious.
Last night Nicola and I were watching an old episode of Boston Legal (an extremely problematic series in some ways, but the James Spader/William Shatner relationship is just priceless). Shatner looks at Spader and says, “It’s fun being me. Is it fun being you?” And Spader smiles and says, “Most of the time, yes, it is.”
Nicola and I both thought that was a really good question and a really good answer.