If Mark Morford is right — and I think he is (grin) — then none of us are safe for work. And that’s fine with me. I would much rather you were imagining your heart turning to divine pudding and the thing with the giggling.
Have fun with your NSFW self today.
“How does everyone know this about you? Easy: Because they’re doing it, too. They really can’t help it. Hell, I’m doing it right now. See? You are not alone.”
Damn, I thought no one knew.
I think the commenters prove him right.