Nicola says

I told Nicola earlier that I was doing a post about the Hugos.

She said, Oh, another award we’ll never get.

Later I told her that I had annoyed someone today.

She said, Oh, another person who wants to throw you in a cupboard and then hit the cupboard with a hammer.

And then later she said, Oh, let’s have another beer.

Is it any wonder that I love her?