Bookend Bowie

Today Nicola brings you a little musical politics (and I’m afraid the musical chairs analogy may be more apt for this election than I’d wish). Yep, I’m worried about McCain too… but all I could really think when I watched the video was damn, David Bowie has got it going on.

I’ve always thought this show at the BBC Theatre in 2000 was awesome. I love the early Bowie — Low, Aladdin Sane — and I love this Bowie too, who seems so much more comfortable in his own skin. I love watching experts at work. And I thought, really, can there ever be too much good music let loose into the blogosphere? So here you go — “Hallo Spaceboy”. Charismatic people playing fantastic music and having so much fun. Wander on over to Ask Nicola for more.

Cherchez les naked folks

Here are some of the keyword searches that brought people to my site in August.

  • Naked people photos, people naked in public, naked beach people, beautiful naked people, happy naked people, real naked people….
    If I had a dollar for every person who came here looking for pictures of naked people, I could buy that Mac we’ve been wanting.
     
    And here’s a thing…I just googled “real naked people” out of curiosity to see how many hits there were. There were 1,170,000 (yep, 1.7 million hits) — and my blog post about naked people is number 6. Why? I don’t know. It’s a mystery.
     
    It’s interesting that so many of us want to see naked strangers. Perhaps these searchers are all life studies art students (hah, probably not). Are we in search of sexual fantasy material? Are we curious how our bodies compare to others? Do we admire these naked people, lust after them, want to be them, or maybe just want to get a look at what it’s like to lie in the sun in nothing but our own skin…
     
    Best naked people searches: naked people high (sounds great!), forced to go nude at beach (not so great… embarrassment and sunburn!) and — I swear — as naked as when one was born in a state of nature in one’s skin in the nude nude. That one pretty much covers all the bases.
  • become invisible nobody can see you, sorry we thought you were invisible, what would i do if invisible…
    A dollar for each of the invisibility crowd would certainly get me an iPod. I would have suspected at least one homework assignment in there except that it’s August…
     
    The winner in this category: how to know if someone is invisible. I keep trying to imagine where this question comes from or where it’s going…
  • cats
    Just for grins, I also googled “cats” and got 220,000,000 hits. Now seriously, how far down the list did this person have to go to get to my site? All night, at least.
  • nice way to say be quiet
    Please, be quiet… Okay, I couldn’t resist that, but I mean no disrespect. It’s hard in this culture to turn around in the movie theatre and tell someone to stop chattering — there’s that burst of are we gonna have a fight now adrenaline that really yanks me out of the immersive movie experience, you know?
  • why do people strip naked for sex
    Um…If you are under the age of 11, go ask your parents to give you more information about sex. If you are 11 – 18 or so, well, trust me, it will become clear very soon. If you’re over 18 then I think you should find someone who makes your knees weak and ask them
  • i want to get a lot of emails
    For whatever reason, this actually makes me a bit sad. I guess if that’s what you want, I hope you get it.
  • low sparks of a high heeled gal
    Did we go to high school together? And were you way cooler than me? I bet you were — I’ve loved the song for more than 30 years and it would never have occurred to me to think of it that way.
  • make her dance like a snake
    The thing that gets me about this search are the words “make her”…
  • short nice words
    Love, hope, sex, joy, friend, sun, wine, talk, play, fun, tea, bed, dream, smile…
  • werewolf transformation while having sex artwork
    Someone else has been reading the Anita Blake books!
  • am i crazy to want to write a book
    (smiling) No, no. Well, maybe just a little. Okay, yes, but it’s a good kind of crazy to be.
  • free formulas or common models for writing novels and short stories
    (shrieking) No, no, no, no, no!
  • what are dangerous spaces
    The ones inside where our deepest dreams live. The ones between us and other people. Go read the stories, find out for yourself.
  • And this month’s WTF award goes to: never yawn like spiders
    The management is constantly amazed at the infinite possibilities of people.

As long as one keeps searching, the answers come. — Joan Baez

Dancing Sept. 6

There are short cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. — Vicki Baum

If you’re a woman in Seattle, do come to the Hot Flash dance on Saturday, September 6 at Heaven Nightclub. The dance runs from 5:30 – 9:30 PM, with retro and contemporary music from DJ Stacey. I believe I’m working that night, probably an early shift — but when I’m not working, I’ll be dance dance dancing on the floor. Come join me!

A good day for bad medicine

We had a table right next to the dance floor. People buzzed around us, Fantastic show, Love the album, Oh my god that song makes me so hot. Nice for the band: but right now was for us, so everyone was politely turned away while we drank and laughed and dissected the show.

 

I sat next to Con. Duncan was on his other side, still cranked on music: his eyes shone and his body wanted to touch. I watched the crowd watching us, and said to Con, “œSo, is this how you imagined it when you were a kid?”

 

Con made the huh face, and then grinned. “œThe first band fantasy I ever had was that Tico Torres would get run over by the tour bus and I would be Bon Jovi”™s new drummer.”

 

So unexpected, and so perfect: Duncan and I nearly fell out of our chairs laughing. Con went on, “œSeriously. I loved those guys, I still do. And I could totally see myself in the really tight faded jeans and the hair”””

 

“œStop,” said Duncan, who was by now gasping for breath. A wonderful thing, to see him so abandoned to joy. He came out of his chair and straddled Con”™s lap. “œPlease, mister rock star,” he said, “œcan I be your groupie tonight?”

 

“œGet off,” Con laughed.

 

“œLove to,” Duncan said, looking particularly wicked as he always did when he saw a chance to tweak Con, who was undoubtedly the straightest man on the planet.

 

“œYou”™re a fucking pervert,” Con said with genuine love. “œGet off me.” Duncan laughed and went back to his own chair.

 

“œAnd what did you see yourself playing?” I said.

 

“œEasy,” Con said, “œ”˜Bad Medicine.”™”

 

— from “Dangerous Space” by Kelley Eskridge

Now that’s what I’m talking about.